Charles Rants

My life

2006-04-18T19:35:55Z

So I have left myspace yet again, this after leaving a blog about how the week of my brothers death, most of my friends where no where to be found. I wish I had the guts to tell the people there how I really felt.

True Friends

2006-03-16T00:11:43Z

I got this from a friend. To bad it's sooo true!

Be safe, be good

True Friendship
Are you tired of those "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

You're supposed to send this to 10 of your closest friends, but you'll probably get depressed because you can only think of 4.

Remember... A good friend will help you move.
A REALLY good friend will help you move a body
Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth

oh hum

2006-03-14T23:49:13Z

Not much to report today. Just the start of another week. I am still in contact with Kristen though. I guess I can't find a good way to tell her off.

I hate women

2006-03-09T23:24:27Z

Yes I know that sounds bad. And no that does not mean I will be going gay anytime soon. I have had two women in my life drop me like a bad habit. No good bye no anything. Funny how they both live in Texas. Again I need to push for Texas to be used for any bio and or radiation testing we and any other country needs done.

Help needed

2006-03-08T23:40:38Z

This is a petition to stop the sale of a video game that makes light of killing cops. If you have a chance please sign.

http://nleomf.com/25tolife/#sign

My day

2006-03-08T00:06:30Z

Just another fun day in the life of Charles. For some unknown reasion I am still emailing it the bitch(Kristen). She is the sole reasion I am pushing for San Antonio to be used for nuclear tests.

My Day

2006-03-07T00:11:11Z

My day was...well a Monday.

I went back to my space today. To my surprise I got a email from non other then Kristen Kauk. I about fell out of my chair. Then I about got sick..then things went down hill fast. I did how ever email her back, and after about 15 or so tries I think I made it sound friendly and warm. How good am I?

Another lazy Sunday

2006-03-05T20:12:19Z

It's 65 here in Colorado today, in the middle of winter there is something wrong with that I think. Someone might check the big man up stairs, to make sure he's awake. Don't you hate people who lie? They must think I am some idiot who has no gut feeling. Witch by the way, we should all listen to a lot more-our gut feelings-. Oh well right?

Things I am tired of!

2006-03-03T23:21:33Z

1. Hearing about the Lone Tree Pd's Hummer.
2. Stupid politicians not supporting the Patriot act.
3. Hearing about the teacher who got in trouble for being anti Bush.
4. The Academy Awards.
5. My space being used by perverts, I would like to hear more about what's going to be done about it.
6. Stupid people thinking they are so cool becuase they got under an ounce of marijuana OK'd in Denver. News flash, it's still against state law.
7. The Saddam trial.
8. Love, or anything to do with it.
9. The guy who escaped from jail, becuase he was afraid to be labeled a "sex Offender" well maybe you should of thought about that before you did your crime.
10. Thinking about Kristen Kauk, or what ever name she is using now.

Stupid People!

2006-03-02T23:33:22Z

Memo to Stupid Students:

It's great and all your standing up for your teacher and your school. Judging by the pictures on the news though, the last thing on your mind was either of them, more it was you where out of school. So nice try.

Then we have the stupid politicians that for some reasion don't want Colorado to be smoke free, I like most of us here only smoke 2nd hand anyway. Could it be they are dirty? getting money from the smoke company's??? You bet your ass they are.

To all thoes idiots that want to come to Denver becuase that made under a ounce of marijuana legal, hate to tell you. It's still illigeal under COLORADO STATE LAW, you still loose, doom on you.

Policeman's Prayer to St.Michael

2006-02-27T20:55:15Z

St.Michael, Heaven's glorious Commissioner of police,
who once so neatly and
Successfully cleared God's premises of all its
Undesirables, look with kind and
Professional eye on your earthly force.

Give us cool heads, stout hearts, hard
Punches, and uncanny flair of investigation
And wise judgement.

Make us the terror of Burglars, the friend of
Children and law abiding citizens, kind to
Strangers, polite to bores, strict with
Lawbreakers and impervious to temptation.

Detective Jared Jensen final Patrol
02-27-06

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing"
Edmund Burke

Worlds biggest adult store!

2006-02-25T21:16:51Z

Yes Ladies and Gentlemen and perverts. The world biggest adult store is here in Denver for the weekend. How is it the worlds biggest you ask? Well they took our convention center and turned it into one, so I dare you to find one bigger. So all you guys that whack off on a nightly basis to porn flicks, if you can get here you might just see her in person, witch by the way might be as close as you ever get to a women, well other then thoes you stalk I guess. Why is it when ever I hear about a dealership selling KIA's, they are always buy one get one free? That's what they do with really ugly ties too right? Just one more thing about cars. How in the world is it good to drive a car, who's maker also make TVs and Microwaves? How manly can you be driving a Daewoo? Is that something you'd want to even have a key chain for? Not in my world! God forbid you ever leave you lights on in a place where they ask over the loud speaker who has a neon green Daewoo with it's lights on, oh and by the way...it looks like the hamster under the hood, might need another carrot.

How can Clinton say bad things about Bush?

2006-02-24T22:42:43Z

A Little History
Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964, accepting all contractual conditions of registering for the draft.

Selective Service Number 326 46 228.

Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.

Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.

Bill Clinton refuses to report and is not inducted into the military.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States Army Reserves on August 07, 1969, under authority of Col. E. Holmes.

Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.

Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the
University of Arkansas ROTC, September 1969.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as enlistment with Army Reserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2)(a)
"registrant who has failed to report...remain liable for induction."

Bill Clinton's birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1, 1969, but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is INELIGIBLE!

Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under Public Law 90-40.

Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitive from justice.

Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21,1977, from President Carter.

Bill Clinton FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON
ever to serve as President of the United States.

All these facts come from Freedom of Information requests,
public laws, and various books that have been published,
and have not been refuted by Clinton.

After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five
U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised
that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised
that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa,
which killed 224 and injured 5,000; Clinton promised
that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17
and injured 39 U.S. sailors; Clinton promised
that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

Maybe if Clinton had kept those promises, an estimated 3,000 people in New York and Washington, DC that are now dead would be alive today.

THINK ABOUT IT!
It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets $8 Million for her forth coming memoir. Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written. This from two people who spent 8 years being unable to Recall anything about past events while under oath.
Sincerely,

Cdr. Hamilton McWhorter USN (ret)

P.S. Please forward this to as many people as you can! We don't want this woman to even THINK of running for President.

Woohoo Weekend is here!

2006-02-24T21:38:56Z

It's the weekend. Who's excited?

Memo to thoes who send letters to the Denver mayor to get out of parking tickets.

Great idea, he's just dirty enough he might do it. Other then that, heres an idea. Don't ge one in the first place!

That guy who shot the Colorado Springs officer is in all kinds of hurt. It's never good when your own family says you need to die too.

One last thing. If you all ever come to Colorado to ski. Our Trees DO NOT give if you ski into them trying to stop. They are real trees.

OK everyone be good!

My Frist Try

2006-02-24T02:06:19Z

Well here goes my rookie try. My life right now is going very slow, As soon as I seem to get ahead, I fall behind. I really miss Daniel, and I hate I was not a better brother for him. My love life is non existant, witch makes me feel more like a idiot. Even animinals can find a mate, why can't I? I see my sister go out every weekend, my weekends are spent at home. Oh yeah did I mention I am 28 and still live at home? I am on SSDI for depression, but I make fun of people like me!